SOCK LENGTH: CLASSIC
Inside Quote: None but ourselves can free our minds (BOB MARLEY)
Often shallowish earth quakes include a strong slapping, thunder clapping, or smacking sound similar to what you would associate with something like a train wreck and you just can't look away. Imagine the initial sound of a car crash and magnify it by "a LOT". That's what everybody is going to think when they see you flaunting these socks.